What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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