Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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