At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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