i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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