Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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