Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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