Please don't use social media to get back at me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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