so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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