my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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