Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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