Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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