Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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