She said her name was "party"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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