She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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