Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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