Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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