Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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