just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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