They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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