It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I wear drunk well.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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