Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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