But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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