We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Someone signed my nipple.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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