oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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