i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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