i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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