Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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