I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
