you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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