I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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