Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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