is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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