Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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