ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
