I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Where is the hickey?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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