Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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