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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Man, jail baloney is awful.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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