He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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