you traded sex for a burrito?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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