I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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