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david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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