If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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