he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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