If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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