i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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