ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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