He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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