when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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