I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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