i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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