you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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