I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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